no offense but i want to set you on fire
you know an anime’s opening theme is really good when you don’t skip it and actually listen to it every episode
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
what’s going on